Tony Hicks at the Contra Costa Times gets in some licks on Kim Kardashian’s apparently sham marriage to garden variety NBA player Kris Humphries:
I have some good news and some bad news concerning Kim Kardashian divorcing her husband of 17 minutes, NBA player Kris Humphries.
The good news is that if you are one of the 23 people in the world who still believes anything they see on any TV show featuring someone named Kardashian, you are about to become exponentially smarter. Because maybe now you see it's true what they say -- watching the Kardashians makes your brain leak. And now that you understand these people have the integrity of salivating hyenas, you won't watch anymore.
