Sean Parker’s defense of his Big Sur wedding, in 10,000 words or less

The Facebook billionaire just doesn’t get why so many folks were upset about the elaborate wedding set he built illegally in a protected Big Sur forest. And he wants you to know that he’s being picked on, judging from a 9,000-word screed posted at TechCrunch. You barely have to scroll before hitting this line (and I’m sparing you the all caps): “This was the sort of angry invective normally reserved for genocidal dictators.”