This just in, the CIA has acknowledged that Area 51 exists

News travels slowly sometimes. AP has moved a story about the CIA’s releasing documents that for the first time do not have the mention of Nevada’s super-secret military research site known as Area 51 redacted. (The satellite photo shows part of the Area 51 compound, next to the salt flat known as Groom Lake.) Only thing: the documents are from 2005. Guess those wacky paranormal radio broadcasts from (the now retired) Art Bell out of his Pahrump, Nevada, studio all those years weren’t as wacky as we thought.